Expert Analysis of Crashed US Jet
Given my specialist, expert, shit-hot technical knowledge I gained as a war hero in for the USAF, RAF and RAAF I thought I'd treat my loyal fans to my analysis of the ditching of the FA-18 off the coast near Brisbane.
I blame the fact that we are engaged in an illegal war for oil in Iraq and the fact that Bush, Cheney or Rummy where not on the frontlines themselves. Why wasn't Bush on that flightdeck himself to guide the plane? Why wasn't Rummy barking landing orders over the radio to ensure the pilots safety and hell why wasn't Cheney the pilot?
If it was me in charge of that airplane I would have landed that thing on a dime on a runway half as long and half as wide.
Did I ever tell you the story about when I was in the Blue Angels?
posted by Thom Lyons @ 10:32 PM
17 comments
17 Comments:
You're not the real Thom. Your spelling's too good. Fraud.
I've heard that one before Thom. Tell us another one. Fug it, you will anyway, why ask?
James don't confuse me with your beloved Margo Kingston.
How dare you call me a fraud. Do you want to be sued as well?
Back when I was flying Top Gun I would have sorted you out with an unauthorised fly-by. Spilling your coffee over yourself making you look as though you had pissed your pants. Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Margo was a spelling champ compared to you. What's with the sudden coherence? Has the agent orange finally worked its way out of your system?
maybe this isnt the real thom. he must be a fraud. what kind of "flying top gun" veteran owns an internet blog? fraud thom who are you trying to persuade? so far the only people ive seen comment you, hate you.
his spelling does suck but he still throws that "ill sue you for all youre worth" card around, so who knows. hey fraudulant thom, maybe ill sue you for all youre worth.
back when nobody gave a shit about your past (and still dont), i would have taken you outside and kicked your ass.
"Ha ha ha ha ha!!!!"
when i was a little girl, i used to play with my rag dolls.
did i ever tell you about my days in the nigger lynching mob?
i pee sitting down.
ill suck your dick for two dollars
i dont know shit about fuck.
arent i a little old for a blog?
OK shithead, I'm getting my lawyer to write to the web and make them take this site down. Oh and I've got anther friend who invented blogs who assures me that he's going to want payment of $3000000000 for this. Give me your fucking address.
hay guy's keep me out of this
Thanks for popping in Margo.
Shame about Webdiary.
Good to have someone else around here that has similar credibility levels as I.
We should meet up Margo, we'd make the perfect couple. Fancy a threesome? You, me and paper bag.
I note that G W Bu$h' twin daughters wont volunteer to fight in the Irak war - Why is that?
ANSWER! They are CRETINS!
Will the real Thom Lyons get in touch with me? the results just came back ..... :(
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