Economic Theory 1 - 0 - Thom
While my job application to head up the US Federal Reserve is being considered I thought I'd share with my army of readers an lesson on how economics really works.
George W Bush and his crime family are to blame for everything[twitching].
I won't just come out with unsubstantiated claims either because Thom Lyons doesn't take part in that caper. So here's how I'll prove it.
Imagine your travelling along in a fuel efficient vehicle at the speed of light and George Bush in his gas guzzling SUV comes up behind you and turns on his headlights. Would you see the lights on the front of ChimpyMcHitlerburtons SUV lit up if you looked in your rear view mirror?
See Ladies and Gentlemen it is that simple. And the answer is to have Bush tried for war crimes in the Hague along with Howard and Tim Blair.
posted by Thom Lyons @ 8:46 AM
41 comments
41 Comments:
Right you asshole, my lawyers are going to sue you under anti-parody laws in the USA . You fucking crazy give me your name and address and my lawyers will get the internets company to take down this site. You think you can get away with attacking me just because I fougt in the Second World War.
I never said I was in the Second World War, you made it up, your losing it mate. The police are going to be taking your internets away from you any minute pal!
sweet christ, thom! this post makes absolutely zero sense! your army of readers? BWAHAHAHA! you mean your army of darkness? and is that a screenshot from a video game?
"Thom Lyons is recognised as one of the most educated Greens and potentially a great asset to the Victorian State Government."
did you make that up yourself? most educated... you spelled "you're" incorrectly. thats pretty fuckin scary. id hate to meet the rest of these lesser "educated" greens.
you obviously arent educated in simple physics either. if two vehicles are traveling at the same speed and you happened to glance over at george bush's gas guzzling SUV assuming that he can even drive, it would appear that the two vehicles were stationary. anything happening at that time would also appear to have stationary properties. so why wouldnt you be able to see his headlights? and whos to say that he wouldnt blast your ass off the road anyway? he is afterall, the president. he has the power to do that.
i do have one question though... how exactly does a gas guzzling SUV reach the speed of light?
you said:
"Bamanation thanks for the heads up mate.
I've got that one covered completely. Tex will begging me for mercy pretty soon as I'll own his house when me and my lawyers are done with him."
thom, if you were ever able to take anything belonging to Tex, you would have taken it already.
you also said:
"To backup my high levels of computer know-how I've displayed through my association with the Melb PC User Group I thought I'd give this internet thingy a go and make my own blog."
BWAHAHAHAHA! your high levels of computer know-how? the melb pc user group might as well base all their operations on "Windows 95 for idiots." yeah thats right, windows 95. the worst virus microsoft ever created. "this internet thingy" thom you sound like my grandma. and sthe closest thing to a computer shes ever touched is a digital alarm clock.
crazy thom, I'm gonna sue both you and the owner of this site. Expect a call from my lawyers. When I was a general in WWI this guy tried to imitate me and I sued him good, you'll be hearing from my lawyers first thing in the morning... and that wasn't what I said at all.. what I said was that if Bush were driving the SUV at the speed of light and you pulled in behind him would he hit the brakes and make you crash into him... damn right he would... but I can't talk about it right now because my lawyers are busy sueing him over it.... my lawyers are also going to sue this site and everyone that blogs here.
i suck dicks!
DAMN! i cant get enough of that dick.
Infact I think I'm going to sue myself as well for commenting on this site. Thats it... whats my address.... my lawyer should have it....
i should probably just go ahead and sue myself on the account of idiocy i sport. im not fit for any political power. for all you guys know, i could turn of everyone and drop nukes on every country in the world! i also have long term goals to conquer Mars.
NIGGERS! i hate em.. have i told you guys about my alliance with the ku klux klan?
i personally gave hand jobs to all of my laywers today during lunch.
Maudite 0wnz.
i am the lead supporter for kiddie porn!
i am a complete dumbass. i must now consult my council of blow-up dolls on what to do next...
DAMN! i am sexy. if i had a twin, id fuck him right in the mudwhistle.
i should invest in human cloning. that way i could make enough of me so that everyone on the planet could kick my ass!
Right, that does it. I'm suing everyone here fuckres, this siet is a joke and there is a rift of anti-defamation laws that I will persue against this site
I am so deprersed
OH OH! sue me first!
hey Thom, that's a great idear
i dare you. youre just pissed because we owned you via blog comments. whoever "we" are... maybe were a conspiracy!
theres sand in my vagina!
im gonna buy a pony and ride through texas with george bush and his secret service armed with cap guns. were bff you know.
Crazy Thom, Real Thom and Thom and Thom. I'm going to represent all of you in your imaginary lawsuits against each other. Can you stop playing with your guns please.
thom quit fingering your pussy.
im not fingering it! im giving it a thorough examination. i never noticed i had a vagina, nor have i ever seen a vagina. plus i think i have aids.
thom lyons is a perfect example of what not to be when you grow up. thom lyons is unworthy trash.
Alright already you morons, assholes, dickheads, fuckwits and nutters. Now which one of you Thom impersonaters is really me? C'mon own up by sending me your home email address and name or are you cowards?
& Maudite if you don't understand what I'm getting at in my post because you aren't intelligent enough that's not my problem. You're obviously a right wing nutter. Back when I was a flying officer in the RAAF I'd have taken you outside to settle things without lawyers but that's out of my hands now.
hey thom, my email address is jcorc68@aim.com and i do expect your "lawyers" to email me.
you think im a right wing nutter? im probably more liberal than most people. hence my ability to speak my mind without fearful paranoia that some green-fuck bastard (you) is going to sue me for it.
the reason why i dont understand what youre getting at is because it doesnt make any sense.
i could care less if you were a flying officer anywhere. youre not a flying officer anymore, youre old, and thats all that matters. which is probably why you need "lawyers" to do your work for you. lawyers... ptff. am i gonna hear from them? i hope i do.
Thom, can someone plese tell maudite that this siet is a pisstake
Oh shit, I've stumbled into the wrong post
Hi all, I am the imaginary photographer who took Thom's photo.
Hang on, if I took the photo with an imaginary camera, how come the photo is not imaginary?
Discuss.
I'm going to hit you lot of carnts hard with my laywers. I doent mean soo you, I mean I'm going to grabbe a laywer and hit you with him like a cricket bat untill yu stop useing my fotograph. You ohe me eight million dollars each tyme yu use that fotho. Sow stop useing it pleas, you dihldos
Its not hard at all. Just lucky I didnt have to take nude photos. Ugh.
Go on, humor me with thse antic, it only makes me MADDER. I fought in FIVE WARS, remeber. I kiled a battalione of VC with a frut knife. MY ANGER MAKES ME STRONGER
When we both fought in the WW1, WW2, Korea, Borneo and the Crimean War, old Thommy Boy was always flogging on about his mate Fidel Castro. I can't believe the batshit crazy old bastard is still crapping on about him
Yeah Thom, knock it off, for fuck's sake
Just kidding, Thommo. You're always welcome at my joint.
Have you captured this Tex guy yet, or what? I've got his cell prepared and everything
Fuck me. This psycho is even crazier than I used to be
Thom Lyons happens to be the person responsible for saving my old growth Vadge patch from de-forestation - PLZ show some respect towards him.
bullshit kerry. The only reason we couldnt deforest that area was because it was to boggy for the bulldozers to get through
Thom can save my old growth Vadge patch anytime he damn well feels like it.
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